New Year’s resolutions

Yeah, I know its only Oct – I’m just preparing for things – this is in no way an official list, but here’s what I have so far:

1. Drink more. I’ve really been slacking off in regards to my alcohol consumption over the past several years.

2. Have more sex. Its fun. I should do it more often. No more excuses. I’m not pregnant, I’m not nursing.

3. Put myself in more pictures. Preferably not having sex or drunk – but its an option I guess.

Last year my resolution was to wear more make-up – its the first time in my life I’ve really kept a resolution. I think I’m on a roll!

Ok, I know you were expecting something more…um, self-helpy? Perhaps something related to my slackidasical method of homeschooling? Given the purpose of this blog and all. Maybe something about balance, since I drone on and on regarding the lack of that in my life? Maybe lose weight, exercise. blah blah blah. Nope, I want to set resolutions that are attainable. And fun. And don’t make me feel like crap come Jan 15th (unless I’m hungover, because that means I’m DOING IT!)